The Evil Uncle

The Worst Lyrics Of All Time

Posted in idiots, music by bandsxbass on July 9, 2008

The top ten worst lyrics of all time, according to, are:

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm is a Dancer, Snap!

2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, Des’ree

3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee

4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne

5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 Cent

6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), Culture club

7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, Will Smith

8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, Shakira

9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, Sisqo

10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, Van Halen

Some shockers there…

A great range of albums!

Posted in listening to by bandsxbass on July 3, 2008

Go and check out the Nigeria Specials compilations! They are fookin’ ace!

Killer artwork too…


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