The Evil Uncle

The Worst Lyrics Of All Time

Posted in idiots, music by bandsxbass on July 9, 2008

The top ten worst lyrics of all time, according to magpiemusic.com, are:

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm is a Dancer, Snap!

2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, Des’ree

3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee

4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne

5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 Cent

6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), Culture club

7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, Will Smith

8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, Shakira

9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, Sisqo

10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, Van Halen

Some shockers there…

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  1. hel said, on July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    ouch! those are bad.


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