The Evil Uncle

keyboard cat!

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 26, 2009

This cracks me up!

 

eBoy Belfast map pixel reworking

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 22, 2009

MCN-CokeBelfast-33s

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Weird Spam

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 19, 2009

I get a lot of weird spam in my Inbox, as I’m sure everyone does. It’s usually something to do with Viagra (“Panties off, Lavigne!”, “Don’t be afraid of your little man anymore!”“) or fake Rolex watches (“Truly dope, ditch your fakie!“).

Here’s an especially weird one I got this morning. Maybe its a real email and they really do want to tell me that “we ate corned beef and cabbage with irish soda bread last night.“.

What are they even selling?! Who writes these things?


and the fact that she’s 31 makes me happy to be 31.

my homekeeping secrets

may the light always find you on a dreary day.

and i love it (thanks, coco).

but so worth it.

let’s give a hand to the world, for everything it can do!!

simple is always prettiest to me.

she’ll be here friday and saturday april 3rd and 4th, and she’ll be taking appointments for all day/ night both days at my house.

(so is corned beef if you’ve never tried it).

i am trying to be a patient, kind mom.

i love her style.

and it’s so yummy

my happy plans for this evening include knitting and watching two favorite movies: far and away followed by tristan and isolde

she’s cute

i made this one for a gift, but i’ve already cast on another for moi.

you’ve gotta love people with humor like that.

we ate corned beef and cabbage with irish soda bread last night in preparation for the day of the irish.

like this one, from sweet mary, that she left on the clean room post: “Your house seems so organized.

wooohoooo!”

last minute trip to idaho to see my sister- so much better than home blogging!

oooooooooookk?

Immigration yeah? Asylum seekers are bad innit

Posted in bullshit, daily mail, emo, idiots, Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 15, 2009

This is reposting from Enemies of Reason – I strongly urge you to check this blog out, its a great read. Great spot Anton! This post really made my day, let me know if you want me to take down.

BNP flyer distributed around the UK:
bnp flyer

Stolen from iStockphoto images website:
doctor

And who is he shaking hands with here?:
doctor 2

Pwahahaha! How can they have missed this?

The BNP truly are thick as shit aren’t they?

What is this game and where do I get it from?

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 15, 2009

It looks like a weird old NES game from the early 90s… Is it some kind of band managing game? ‘The Smelly Donkeys’? That’s the best band name ever! I must have this!

I googled The Smelly Donkeys and this is what came up:

Smelly Donkey · Lesbian ice princess entries 2002 · Bobley Stuff · Non-Bobley Fergus noodle Questionnaires ok · Fergus noodle interviews.

What? Clicking on any of those links opens up many more pages of internet weirdness like ‘Crufluff and the Jesus cake’. So if you have a spare afternoon (and some mushroooms handy) then I’m sure there’s lots fun to be had there. I, on the other hand, have to go and have lunch.

But yeah, this game looks awesome!
weird game

No reason for posting this, it just cracked me up

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 14, 2009

I love it when he whips his jacket off and walks into the petrified crowd! And the bells!

Could it be any more obvious this guy is miming?

ALTOGETHER NOW! GUILDO HAT EUCH LIB!

Still haven’t found that Mario tshirt

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 11, 2009

Apparently its some kind of Hot Topic exclusive (a big US ‘alternative’ clothing store), but it has been discontinued!

Any leads please let me know!!

One day I might get to be as cool as this guy!

mario hipster

Dear Mr Obama

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 7, 2009

obama-myspace

For an explanation on what the flipping hell this is about, see here

Obama’s MySpace

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 7, 2009

obamaramaBrowsing MySpace, as you do, I came across an advert on the side, asking me to add US President Barack Obama as a friend on MySpace! Why, yes I would like to Get Closer to Barack Obama – US President!

Now, much as I would like to be able to message him/spam him about my various daily thoughts, I really doubt Obama is actually constantly checking his MySpace page, only to find inane ‘Check out my band!’ messages or fake profiles posing as hot girls. And even if he did, he’s probably got bored of that by now.

It’s a noble effort to get ‘down with the kids’ and has been echoed (inspired?) by the British government’s arguably more successful attempt to get online.

So I’m going to test it. I’m going to message Obama on his MySpace, mentioning this blog, and asking him to prove that he actually checks the mail and responds to people. A bit childish? Yes. But I’m aiming to prove that his MySpace page is pointless as he will rarely, if ever, check it. Does he not have more important things to do with his time than piddle about on MySpace, checking out the new track up from BrokenCyde?

I’ll let you know if I get a response.

Best bedsheets ever? Yesh

Posted in Uncategorized by bandsxbass on May 6, 2009